Paris,+France+(Oui,+oui)

=Day 1:=
 * Get off of the airplane at Charles De Gaulle at 7:00 pm.
 * Grub out at Le Restaurant: $117 - $156
 * Since you are too bloated to walk, take a cab to the hotel: $919
 * Pass out from a food coma

=Day 2:=  =Day 3: = =Day 4:= =Day 5:=
 * Wake up and eat some Tums (From stomach ache due to last nights dinner). $5.79
 * Grudgingly board a tour bus to the Eiffel Tower, desperately missing your comfy bed. $48.03
 * Obviously, sight see at the Eiffel Tower in all it's glory
 * While at the top of the Eiffel Tower, remember that one movie when the Eiffel Tower is like, eaten away by acid.
 * Instantly board the next elevator down
 * Once a safe distance from the landmark, take a cab to the nearest McDonalds due to homesickness: $12
 * After eating McDonalds, take a cab to les Champs Elysées.
 * Shop around until you get tired: $1 - $150
 * Go back to the hotel, sleeping like a baby, the rest of the night.
 * Wake up around 2 am and go get some coffee from the local cafe: $5
 * Go back to the hotel and watch late night French infomercials.
 * Go back to bed around 7 am and wake up at 2 pm.
 * Board another tour bus to The Lourve: $40
 * Be blown away by architecture.
 * Due to lack of sleep from the previous night, go home to sleep, while also falling asleep on the bus ride home, next to that smelly guy[[image:aroundtheworldwithcomputerapps/Spare_Change_Guy.jpeg]]
 * Have nightmares about the smelly guy.
 * Wake up at 1 pm, realizing that it the last full day in Paris.
 * Wonder aimlessly in the hotel, wondering where the time went.
 * Visit Disneyland in Paris, filled with Nostalgia from your Childhood: $250
 * Especially ride those teacups.
 * After a day of fun, and child-like giggles go back home, generally broke.
 * Wake up at 12 pm, almost forgetting you had a flight today.
 * Pack your stuff, and realize someone stole your deodorant
 * Go to hotel store and buy some cheap breakfast.
 * Go to Charles De Gaulle Airport and get ready to go to Venice!